What is it about feeling sorry for yourself that makes you want to watch romantic comedies and make yourself feel worse by watching movies with happy endings? Why am I currently watching “Love Actually” when I should be watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”? Why am I probably going to watch “The Notebook” next? These movies are awful! Why am I doing this to myself?!
Why am I eating Oreos straight from the box? This is only going to make me feel worse about myself.
Why have I not showered or put on clothes yet? This makes me feel bad about myself.
Why am I checking Facebook and reading about my “friends” in their happy relationships? This also makes me feel worse about myself.
Also, Johnny is no longer “in a relationship” on Facebook. I guess that means this is all legit now. I always kept my relationship status private because it’s nobody’s fucking business. I’m not on Facebook so stalkers can know if I’m available.
Anyway. I have to go to work soon so I’ll have to clean myself up. Omigod, what happens if Clint comes in? He’s essentially the catalyst that caused my break up. Now I feel sick again.